Some people are AWESOME!.
What do you think the thought process was for this guy? Wakes up in the morning. Realizes that in a country with a billion people, he can't find one person to love him. So he decides that he would go to the one place where he can see creatures sadder than him, a zoo. Then he walks by the Panda pen, and sees cute and cuddly Yang Yang. He thinks maybe some good old fashion Panda spooning will put me in a better mood. So he hops over the fence, throws open his arms, and gets mauled.
Life lesson learned. No matter how sad of an existence you have, Never Hug a Panda.
40 is not the new anything.
9 years ago
2 comments:
Please, all evidence to the contrary, you know if you saw Yang Yang, you'd want to hug him too.
Also, I now officially have one thing in common with pandas.
You've both mauled a Chinese man?
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