Today I drove by Office Max and saw some Amish people, leaving Office Max with some boxes, on the way to get into their horse drawn buggy. What do you think they were buying? I want to think they buy electronics to sacrifice them to their corn gods.
Also, I have been on a sugar high all week long. I was in Shopko, and wanted to get a box of Milk Duds, I ended up buying two boxes of Milk Duds, two boxes of Mike and Ikes, and a box of Dots. I basically ate them non stop for 3 days. Then it is the opening day for Belts (local ice cream shop in town) and our work gets everyone a big twist ice cream on opening day. So I am a bit jittery, and I imagine my urine tastes like Kool Aide.
One more item, Congrats to Snoop and Alexis on the purchase of their new house. It looks great. I am looking forward to many cookouts and lawn games this summer.
40 is not the new anything.
9 years ago
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Yum. Belts!
Two thoughts after reading your post...
1) Why do you think about the taste of your urine? Yuck!
2) I saw two Amish people in the Detroit airport last week. I wonder what type of penance they pay for riding in flying machines.
For the past week, my urine looked like sugar water. I thought Kool Aide was the best way to get across that visual.
LOL
That doesn't sound very healthy...
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