So just a couple days after my whole, I am sure Jesus's story sounded crazy back in the day, post I received a birthday card from the church I used to go to.
1. I have never received a birthday card from them. Ever. Even when I was going to it.
2. I haven't set foot through the church doors in over 8 years. I haven't gone to the church on a regular basis since I was in 8th grade.
3. I have no idea who the current Pastor is.
4. I have no idea how they got my address, granted they sent it to my old address, but I have no idea how they got that either.
5. The cover of the card is a picture of the front of the church, where there is a giant picture of Jesus floating in the air.
6. I assume that I am now going to hell.
40 is not the new anything.
9 years ago
2 comments:
You're not going to hell. They realized that I baptized you and are welcoming you home.
You.
Are.
Welcome.
They haven't tracked me down...yet. I've got a few more addresses under my belt:)
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